About

About Jay

I guess I should at least explain a little bit about myself, even though no doubt my readers - or rather, reader *Jay waves to Christina - are IF/ZB tiddlypeeps.  So, some of the basics:

• Yes, my name is Jay - isn’t that incredible?  “What a totally cool name that is”; spooky that I can read your minds huh?  Yeah, y’all know.
  • No, it’s not short for Jason, Jack or any other bloody name beginning with Jay.
  • No, it’s not short for Jane either.
• Which brings me to my next point: I’m a guy.  Some people can’t quite grasp this concept, not sure why, it’s not as if I flound around in women’s underwear or something.
• I’m gay.  This may be why people assume I’m a girl; cos I like guys and I’m into the whole announcing my sexuality thing.  Okay, I noted it here but for reference’s sake really.  So don’t go confusing me with a girl or I’ll whip you.
• My nickname, Ocelot Jay, comes from the simple fact that I adore ocelots.  Used to adopt one too.  ^_^
• My middle name is Owen.  So yeah, my initials are JOH, hence why you may hear me refer to someone called “Joe” in relation to my brother (it’s what he calls me these days).
  • Going back to another point, my name is NOT Joe.
• I volunteer as a Moderator at InvisionFree Support Forums.
  • I also double as the InvisionFree Support Postal Box apparently.
  • The rumours of me being the love child of Brandon and Seth are untrue.  I am a test tube creation.  Rory is the love child.
  • To clarify the meaning of volunteer:
    A person who performs or offers to perform a service voluntarily.
    InvisionFree. A person who is held at gun point and forced to chase after the Little People
• I don’t like football, soccor or any other silly derivative.
• I do like pot noodles, fluff and sunsets.
• My arm is getting tired now.
• What?
• What do you want?
• Go away, I can’t keep typing.
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• Fine, I’ll just annoy you with my uber army of ellipses.
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• Whatever, I’m done.