Bloos Rawk!

So, a big congratulations and welcome aboard to our newest recruits: Dale B, Dennis and Jory! We were in need of new Support peeps and came to a consensus that these three were the perfect candidates right now, so well done, you’ve all earned this and it’s a great pleasure to have you on the team.

Being new staff isn’t easy. It takes time to settle in, get used to your new skin, get used to seeing extra forums, handling Support Tickets, learning the basics, etc. There’s also the added pressure of the contract’s small print which stipulates that all new staff are allocated as the official staff slaves. This allows them the privilege of raiding the fridge whenever they want but in return they must answer our every request, clean the staff lounge and handle my kitty litter tray. Fortunately I have absolute faith in the abilities of these three wonderful members to manage my needs with professionalism, haste and above all – shrewd grovelling.

To add to the general smexiness of these promotions, this now places the staff at 7 Blues to 6 Commies (and this doesn’t include the general Blueness of our Overlord Ben ). And if my breeding programme is a success, one day we’ll outnumber them 32 Blues for every Commie. Bwahahahahaha!