TIME OFF!!!!!!

Jyes! If I seem elated today, unusually peppy or just downright odd(er) it’s because next week I’m offski for the whole week (from Friday 24th – Monday 4th)! I get 10 days off and it only counts as 4 days towards my total holiday time. Flexi-time rocks. Come Monday I’ll be up north visiting my friend for his nineteenth. Apparently the time before last they ended up in Ireland without a clue how they got there. o_O Hopefully that happen this time but who knows, I might be blogging next time from Alaska.

TIME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tell you something kids, for those who don’t work never, ever take time off for granted. I hated holidays when I was younger (time off holidays, not actual holidays) but nowadays it’s all I can do to claw myself some sanity time – not that a few days with Moo can be considered sanity time.

So yeah, I’ll be on for a day or two (I can’t remember when I leave; probably Saturday night/Sunday morning) and then probably not around for a day or two. Unfortunately I don’t drink these days but neither does he, so we can be sober party poopers together.

Mmm, I’m all excited now.

I promise to be good.

Crazy Lady!

Some people shouldn’t be given matches becuase they’re likely to burn things, some people shouldn’t be given sharp objects because they’re likely to stab things, and others shouldn’t be given positions of importance in the community because they’re completely insane.

“Heather Norton, for the GMC, said: “It was made clear to Dr Pratt by Mrs K that she had concerns about the size of her stomach and about bleeding and pain she had previously experienced.” Dr Pratt’s response was to tell her to take holy water and see some priests.”

Well, to be fair, the UK’s admission statement doesn’t include sanity as a prerequisite.

Blog III: The Secret Presidents

Guess what? Jesus, Moses and Pope John Paul II were all presidents! Confused? Read on!

Blog II: When is comedy not comedy?

Answer: when Michael Richards is involved.  I have no intentions of “bashing” the guy per se or his career, but what he did in the Laugh Factory wasn’t just poor judgement or an error of bad taste, it was downright disgusting.  Quite frankly I find this bull about the “heat of the moment” causing people to say things they later regret to be a clause for getting away with humiliating yourself.  Call me crazy but anger brings out the true emotions inside of us, it brings to surface what we feel and think and naturally it does so in a destructive – often self-destructive – manner.  Much as someone might regret what they say, I don’t believe for a second anyone says in anger something they didn’t mean.

Blog I: There’s a buzz about the place

Was is it with the world lately?  There has never been a moment where stupidity wasn’t prevalent but lately it’s as if someone’s taken the gene pool and added flour to turn it into one giant paste.  The depth of idiocy seems to know no bounds.  I shouldn’t be surprised, and I’m probably not deep down but reflecting on it just makes you worry.Tasers have always provided an amusing alternative to cops pistol whipping fugitives or kicking the crap out of them and blaming it on threats of assault, but some just take the biscuit tin.  I am of course refering to the hillariously delusional individuals involved in the tasering of UCLA student.  Really, you have to read it.  If you don’t laugh at the utter cretinous nature of those homo sapiens, you’ll cry and probably for the very same reasons.  Let me analyse the situation using quotes from that article.  Herein lies mild profanity, and I mean mild.  Two words I think.  Just a heads-up.  Don’t want people asploding or something.

Fnarf

I haven’t blogged since ever. It’s not for the want of trying; I have so many drafts it’s ridiculous. Just too lazy. =D Still I’m off in two weeks time for the whooooooole week, so yay! Figured you’d best know I’m still alive so here I am, blogging. I’m so cool I just r0×0rz j00r b0×0rz, don’t I?

Seems S1 had a bad case of the hiccups and finally collapsed, but Brandon’s helping it back up on its feet. He makes a fine Mother Hubbard. ^_^ Just don’t ask him for candy. Naturally some are disgruntled but I think the panic levels are surprisingly low. When we do routine maintenence or a sever goes down for a while – as is natural – people run around screaming that it’s the end of the world but given that this is on something of a bigger scale (not that it’s more damaging but that it was a) Server 1 – da muvver srvr, 2) more than just routine downtime and iii) it affected three of the most prominent boards) things are unnusually serene

Maybe someone’s fed them tranquillisers, I dunno. Could be the Red Box. It does have a certain smell of sensible authority about it. Or maybe I’ve just been sniffing Seth too much.

Well, what you call a crash I call time off. Hurrah!